As I headed outside, Angel's dad walked through the back door. He took one look at me and said, "What are you doing here?" As I passed him, I smiled to myself and replied, "I live here," and continued on my way outside. I could hear him in the house, sounding almost bewildered, asking "What did you say?!"
I grabbed a hot dog from the grill, and Angel came out after a few moments. Laughing, she asked me, "Did you say you lived here?!" I told her why yes, I did. She replayed for me the converstion that took place after I left:
Angel's father: Did she just say that she lives here?!
Angel: Um... I think she did.
Angel's father: Wow... I should come home more often.
Just a tiny excerpt of my hilarious [not really] life.
This happened today.
And don't ask why it's written like this.