Wednesday, 24 December 2008

My brother, the genius.
He was on Club Penguin, on a Portuguese server, for some reason.
"They call Santa 'Papa Noel.' What's noel mean?"
(me) "Christmas celebration."
"So... Papa... Christmas..."
"FATHER Christmas!"

I'm going to my grandmother's in about an hour and a half. I dunno if we're opening any prezzies tonight or not. I hope so! :D
Though I don't expect to get much, since my grandmother is taking my family to Disney World this spring. (I'm only excited about the plane ride... Disney just isn't my thing...)

Funny Quotes

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
-Albert Einstein

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-Albert Einstein

Human beings, vegetables, or comic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible player.
-Albert Einstein

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
-Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
-Bill Cosby

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-Yogi Berra

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.
-Winston Churchill

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. -Groucho MarxShow me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
-Carl Gustav Jung

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
Jerry Seinfeld


Tally&Zane said...

I love the picture, very thought provoking! HaHa, I like the first Bill Cosby one, that's funny. Merry Christmas!

コートニー said...

Thanks, I found that picture the other day, I love it. And that Bill Cosby quote is one of my faves. Thank you and Merry Christmas~!

Muse Of Randomness said...

Merry Christmas!! The picture,to me, is really interesting,I love it!!

The quotes can make you think... I can cure sane people too! Unless they were already insane...

pop*POLKA said...

My uncle's name is Noel, and he was born on Christmas. I think that's sorta keewl.

Anyways, MERRY CHRISTMAS! (for the 3rd time XD)