Wednesday, 24 December 2008
My brother, the genius.
He was on Club Penguin, on a Portuguese server, for some reason.
"They call Santa 'Papa Noel.' What's noel mean?"
(me) "Christmas celebration."
"So... Papa... Christmas..."
I'm going to my grandmother's in about an hour and a half. I dunno if we're opening any prezzies tonight or not. I hope so! :D
Though I don't expect to get much, since my grandmother is taking my family to Disney World this spring. (I'm only excited about the plane ride... Disney just isn't my thing...)
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
Human beings, vegetables, or comic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible player.
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. -Groucho MarxShow me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
-Carl Gustav Jung
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.