now we're living in the future.

My brother, the genius.
He was on Club Penguin, on a Portuguese server, for some reason.
"They call Santa 'Papa Noel.' What's noel mean?"
(me) "Christmas celebration."
"So... Papa... Christmas..."
"FATHER Christmas!"
"Oh!"
...Yeah.

Anyway!
I'm going to my grandmother's in about an hour and a half. I dunno if we're opening any prezzies tonight or not. I hope so! :D
Though I don't expect to get much, since my grandmother is taking my family to Disney World this spring. (I'm only excited about the plane ride... Disney just isn't my thing...)

Funny Quotes

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
-Albert Einstein

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-Albert Einstein

Human beings, vegetables, or comic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible player.
-Albert Einstein

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
-Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
-Bill Cosby

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-Yogi Berra

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.
-Winston Churchill

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. -Groucho MarxShow me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
-Carl Gustav Jung

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
Jerry Seinfeld