I've posted this before, on my old blog. However, when I posted it then, everybody seemed to overthink it. It's just funny, okay?! I'm not insulting the US or anything... I didn't even make this up! Just... Don't overthink it. :)
Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry and a diet coke...
Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
Only in America... do we use the word politics to describe the process so well. Poli in Latin meaning many and tics meaning blood sucking creatures...
1 comment:
You got that right. I think I've heard the politics one before somewhere...
But I order double cheesburgers large fries and water. Can't stand soda.
Why do they chain pens to the counters anyway?
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