My Desk is Wal-Mart. Good Day, Sir.

I don't know if anyone remembers, but last year toothpaste exploded in my backpack.
And last year I spilled soy sauce in my backpack.
Of course, that cycle could not be broken! I just couldn't get one break, just one year without something gross spilling in my backpack.
I was on the bus a few days ago when I felt something wet on my hand. It was flesh-coloured. And smelled funny. Foundation.
Upon further inspection, I discovered a container of foundation/cover-up in the mesh-pocket on the side of my backpack. With a HOLE in it.
FOUNDATION.
A HOLE.
IN A GLASS BOTTLE.
I don't even know what it was doing there! I don'twear foundation! Heck, I rarely wear eyeliner! But sure enough, there was a bottle of foundation in my backpack, spilling its contents all over the side of my bag, on my hand, and a little bit on my pants.
Why can't I get a break?! D:
(...Crap, I still need to clean that mess up...)

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